Tales of Bed _ Merit and Demerit (comic-tragic though)

That Word Bed is a basic and essential tool in the livelihood of any individual. That is why that philosopher uses the illustration of “as you led your bed, so you lie on it” to outline the affair of life. Which is why it’s pertinent to get-in the right track and use your materials well while building your bed, so to help you sleep comfortable thereafter.

Meanwhile, talking about the benefit of bed; it can curdle you more than who you think s/he is the one curdled most. Even in our crying moment it never forsakes us just like people we think will curdle us till the end. Dear bed, thank you for always being there for us in good and in bad just like the way God always did for us. As thy say too much of everything is a disease which made me to understand that such law does not apply in seeking Gods kingdom. Don’t allowed it usage turn to life disaster. Isong Imaikop You hear! Referencing Dad. As he always does while coming back late some days:

Dad: Old Man! Old Man!! Old Man!!!

Me: Snoring…. Zzzzzz

Dad: At the door of my room; Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

Me: whispering without his notice. Ooooohh!!! This man has come back late again and be disturbing me. And I answer in my dreams with sluggishness. Yes, Daddy.

Dad: Report yourself with immediate effect.

Me: Standing up from Bed moving my legs as I’m doing instant jogging with vibration over my body. As they say “Iyad Esit Okpo Ebot Ikpana Uyam. Meaning even if a billy goat is angry during price negotiation, it doesn’t stop the owner-buyer’s transactions. Hence, I move.

Dad: I want you to sit and wait for me while eating.

Me: In my mind. Oh! My goodness, are you for real this man. Not like I am the one feeding you. Why would this man be disturbing me at this odd hour of the night? Hmm! Okay.

Dad: In his mind. I need to know if he has eaten. So he asks; Ama Adie Mkpo? Meaning have you eaten?

Me: With Baritone voice answering; Mma Adia! Meaning Yes, I have.

Dad: Come let’s eat to affirm if truly I’ve eaten.

Me: Up Nepa!!! Then my little secret was revealed.

Dad May Your Soul Rest On. Being at alert was your lesson even while on bed which fellows with compassions.

But to me, do I know as natural as I was that I’m under construction? But compassion was his tools for restoration of his love. As they say; Beat a child with the RHS while using the LHS to curdle For a Balance Equation, Mathematicians can relate.

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